[Last Tuesday ErinisEclectic – EIE – sat down with my Radio-Ulnar Ligament – RU – for a casual chat about keepin’ it shibtastic]
EIE: So, uh …a lot of people have been asking about you lately and uh …you agreed to, to come in and kind of, uh, give everyone an update then?
RU: Yeah, brah.
EIE: So then, uh. How are…how are things with you? You were kinda having a – uh, a rough time of it before.
RU: Yeah I guess you could say I was, like uh, breakin’ under the pressure man, havin’ trouble keepin’ things together, ya dig? But now everything’s all brojangles dude. I’ve been keepin’ it real, keepin’ it fresh and –
EIE: – actually, let me, uh let me stop you there for a second. I can’t help but …but notice that massive, uh massive bleeding gash in your side.
RU: Nah man. Just a flesh wound. No big deal.
EIE: Right. Well the thing of it is …well it kinda looks like you might rip in half at any moment. And uh, yeah …your, your right arm is kinda miss… kinda. Well it’s not there.
RU: Like I said brosinski – flesh wound. Nothin’ to blow a squeaker over.
EIE: Right, so umm…uh…
…Hobbies! You, you have any hobbies then?
RU: Frothin’ brah. Fully makin’ double overhead corduroy to the horizon. Ya dig?
EIE: I- uh… I’m sorry?
RU: Sometimes it gets real tense around here. Gotta wile out – shoot the curl on the reg.
RU: Brosauce – that’s your problem. You gotta loosen up. Go with the flow dude. Ride the lactic acid of life. Do you catch what I’m heavin’ right now?
EIE: Yeah. Yeah sure.
…So ahh, next question then. Next question, next questiiiiooonnn, thinking of the next questionnnnn…
Right. Uh…any other hobbies then?
RU: Like I said, just tryin’ to keep it real loosey goosey. Yoga, meditation, expanding my mind a bit, stretching my boundaries. Just – like, keepin’ tension outta’ my world.
EIE: And how’s that working out for you?
RU: It’s been a pretty gnar-tastic, epic ride brah, but things are lookin’ pretty shiberific right now.
EIE: Oh yeah? Even with the gash and, and, and all that?
RU: Dude, again with the buggary? For real-sauce brah.
EIE: Sorry. It’s, well, it’s just that people have been, you know, wondering if this is gonna be – uh, if you’re planning – is this kinda it? Are you planning on making a permanent, uh a permanent attachment this time?
RU: You know broman? The whole ham sandwich on rye, backyard bingo kinda thing. It’s like, it’s totally not my style. Right now I’m – I’m totally diggin’ my scene. It’s been super tubuloso lately so I’m definitely not plannin’ on drillin’ outta here anytime soon. That’s about all the nectar I can spew right now.
EIE: Oh. Umm, ok then. Well, uh…well, thanks for coming by and uh, good luck with, uh, with everything.
RU: Shibby! Catch ya on the flip side and all that stuff, and uh… latronic dude!