One of the fun things about having a WordPress blog is that you get to see all the searches that bring traffic to your site. These range from the funny, to the weird, to the potentially homicidal. So today I will share with you some of my favorites (in red) – and my comments (in italics) – from the past month. These are in no particular order.
jfk we will not go quietly into the night
JFK didn’t say this. It’s actually a quote from Independence Day.
Oh yes. The old climbing thingy. Never leave home without it.
what it called when you give crack heads money
It’s called you’re a sucka’
what single thing defines this generation
facts about smoke bombs
Should I report this?
rockclimb ponytail man
“Rock Climbing Ponytail Man…let down your hair.”
rogue status frown face
Is this an upcoming Vin Diesel movie?
rock climber sex
Male! No, wait – Female! Ugh I hate quizzes.
chick with dick tv ts xxx
Not sure how this led someone to my site.
pedofile dude everywhere
“I see pedophiles.” “When do you see them?” “All the time.”
baby puke green 4 x 4 pictures
I believe they sell those at Kinko’s.
pie chart addictions chocolate
Mmmmm…chocolate and pie!
That turtle is smart, funny and rich!
was jesus gluten free
I donno, but I hear he was a fan of Atkins.
strange addiction with mannequin
Sounds like a personal problem.
http://www.google.com erin is so ugly
Yeah, well you’re no Julia Roberts either.
climbers having sex
On a multi-pitch trad route! In the pouring rain! With a Gri-Gri 2! Well that’s how I imagined it anyways.
return to oz sexy wheelers
Don’t you ever say that!
during the cold war the us and ussr had enough missiles to blow up the world 3 times
That’s really more of a statement than a search, don’t you think?