Pop-Culture Haikus (round 1)

I have a hanger
And I bet that MacGyver
Could call you with it

I often wonder
In a fight with Chuck Norris
Would Gaston get beat?

Do you remember
Macaulay Culkin’s boom box?
Yeah right. Sure … Eat this!

Dear Sammi Sweetheart
You lay in bed the whole day
Try going outside

Rocko’s Modern Life
Had a New York Jew turtle
“Oh fishsticks” he said

Who at A&E
Thought Tony Danza teaching
Would make good TV?

Happy Friday!

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