Hey ya’ll. So I’m kinda over this blog right now so I started a new blog (with the help of Justin Duvall and Rachel Rice), www.awkwardclimbingphotos.wordpress.com. Check it out!
Today I set out to write a post for my new segment “Awkward Climbing Photos” with the theme 10 Awkward Photos of My Friends Not Climbing On Climbing Trips, inspired by these 2 gems:
Matt giving us sexy.
Moby's Dick just makes me feel good. **Photo by Kerri Boyd Isenstadt**
But while I was stalking everyone’s Facebook pages for trip pictures, I realized I had the topic all wrong. Special thanks to Jeremy Salkin and Rob Mauler for your amazing photography skills (since most of these pictures came from your albums!). So, today I present to you 12 Awkward Photos of Gerrit Spieker Not Climbing on Climbing Trips. These are in no particular order, and yes, I chose 12 because I honestly couldn’t narrow the list down any further. Feel free to add your own captions in the comments section. Enjoy!
Dear Gerrit; I am sorry, but this is for your own good 
1. Woohoo! I heard Prana is having a sale on men's jeans!
2. Jesus is my send Bible character.
3. Bouwt...it does a body good.
4. Woohoo! I heard Mammut is having a sale on man purses!
5. Mr. Worm - how did you climb that V10 traverse with such finesse?
6. Hey girl...you need a spotter?
7. Mama said there'd be days like this, there'd be days like this mama said.
8. My name is Gerrit. I have a hand with 5 fingers.
9. High stepy no worky.
10. Upicus Ascendo!
11. Woohoo! I heard La Sportiva is having a sale on Solutions!
12. I'd get in the water...if I were a cer-azy person.
Sorry I haven’t posted in a while. I’ve been busy! Anyways, to make up for it I created this internet meme for you:
And just because it’s so awesome…here’s the Gator Golf commercial for you:
Yesterday was the first day of Hanukkah. So I made this for all my Jewish friends – especially Ben Chamish:
